Jim the Mechanic Works on machines Makes ‘em run better	Makes ‘em run clean
Jim the Mechanic He can work on gasolines He can work a diesel engine In-line  or V
Jim the Mechanic Hates the metric system Rather work in fractions Just makes more sense to him
Dodge Chevy GM’s Chrysler Plymouth Ford	 Volvo, Mercedes and Honda Accords


Jim the Mechanic Doesn’t learn too easy	Never listen  t’what they said There were signs he couldn’t  read
Jim the Mechanic Walks a straight line	He can take a dozen steps Take ‘em one at a time
Jim the Mechanic says it’s a sin be a slave It’s a sin to be a master got to starve out what you crave
Beer wine and bourbon Pot and pills and cocaine	He would do anything To muddy up his brain


Jim the Mechanic He’s finished with his time Learned himself a new trade Left the old life behind
Jim the Mechanic Knows the best that he can be Is to be of some good service Work hard and stay free
Jim the Mechanic He works on machines Things are goin’  better When he Keeps his motor clean.
Work and church and movies Ballgames, T.V., reads  Pays attention to the news Got an average life that’s clean.